Jeffrey M. Barber

Tombstone

ZenerdCSCrosshair

Mar 2001 – May 2001 · age 19

What it was

A tiny MFC dialog, a personal tool unaffiliated with the game, meant to paint a fixed red crosshair over Counter-Strike so a player always had a static aim point. Pressing its "Start Hack" button started a 1 ms timer that searched for a top-level window with the game's caption. Once found, the plan was to borrow the game window's drawing context and draw a small round-capped cross at its centre. That drawing code exists, and every line of it is commented out, so the shipped build only found the window and reported that it was waiting. A second commented-out feature would have embedded a hidden browser control refreshing an ad page every fifteen seconds. Scaffolded one March afternoon and finished in one May evening, it is effectively a stub.

Wins, for the age

What it taught

Genealogy

Ancestors: none on record. A one-evening side trip. Descendants: none on record. Nothing here was carried forward, except a lesson about what not to build.

Epitaph

Here lies ZenerdCSCrosshair, which waited a thousand times a second for a window it never learned to draw on.